Nightmares on Netflix: Prince of Darkness
To keep in theme with our 80s Themed Podcasts, I’ve decided to go back in time and review some of the 1980s horror films that I missed out on – though it’s very likely that I just avoided these films...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Fright Night
“Apparently your generation doesn’t want to see vampire killers anymore, nor vampires either. All they want to see slashers running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins.” ~ Peter Vincent,...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Tamara
“Sorry, Mrs. Natolly. Tamara wants you dead.” ~Patrick What do you get when you mix a unattractive high school student, witchcraft and a terrible prank gone wrong? Well, I’ll tell you: a really...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: I Know What You Did Last Summer
“You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that’s balanced!” ~Barry The 1990s focused heavily on their teenage...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Devour
“Some people worship Satan for power.. money. Me? I did it for the women. There were more chicks willing to get down at a Black Mass than at a Judas Priest concert.” ~ Tattoo Artist What do you get...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Paranormal Activity 2
It’s strange getting to do a review of a movie that’s come out in the last couple of years. What’s stranger still is that only the -second- film of this growing franchise is up on Canadian Netflix....
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Idle Hands
“Yeah, well, we weren’t in Hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right? And there was these chicks’ voices, and that music… kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Flight of the Living Dead
“You thought what? That it was me gnawing on the passengers? Nah, I’m a vegetarian.” ~Frank Listen to the last podcast? Well, then you know how much I love zombie movies. Well, I love -most- zombie...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
“The pythons aren’t at the top of the food chain – I am! And we’re going to take care them right now!” ~Tiffany This is a special installment of Nightmare on Netflix because I allowed the wonderful...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
“Feed Her!” ~Dr. Heiter Okay, let’s not kid around here folks – eventually I was going to have to review this film! Better now than later? I’m not really sure that makes this better. No, I’m sure it...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: Audition
“Kiri… kiri…. kiri… kiri… kiri…” ~ Asami Yamazaki Maybe I’m on a foreign horror movie fix? Sure, I reviewed the movie where three people are sewn together ass to mouth last week and it is shocking...
View ArticleNightmares on Netflix: The Children
Yeah, I know. I’ve been a total slacker as of late, and what I’m going to blame it on is my angry inner bear need to hibernate. It’s cold up in Canada and after Halloween is over and I’ve gorged on...
View ArticleThe ‘Make You Scream’ Edition
It’s been a while since I’ve excited (or bored you all to death) with my horror movie reviews and in feeling extremely guilty in letting all one of my fans down, this week to kick off the new year, I’m...
View ArticleFEAST
The whole zombie genre is getting tired as of late, and sadly this isn’t limited to the film industry. Books, comics, television and video games have been overcome by the horde of the walking dead....
View ArticleReeker
Everyone loves a good mindfuck film. The Sixth Sense. Identity. Black Swan. Memento. When done well, they’re the type of movies that will leave you guessing until the very last moment, sometimes even...
View ArticleBeing Human UK Edition
It’s a pretty exciting time for supernatural and horror fans, being that the television industry has become overrun with vampires, werewolves and witches (Oh my!). Is it easy to pinpoint what started...
View ArticleMay
There are so many different creatures that go bump in the night. Ghosts. Goblins. Demons. Boogey Men. The entire purpose of the horror genre is to play on our worst fears. Most rely on startling jumps...
View ArticleSee No Evil
World Wrestling Entertainment (formerly the WWF) is a money-making empire. Not only does it have two weekly television programs, a monthly Pay Per View event, countless unaired square-circle matches...
View ArticleCarriers
So, what about the monsters that go unseen? No, not the Invisible Man.. but the fears and terrors that are invisible to the naked eye. Disease. Germs. Viruses. Plague. It’s rare that we ever see it...
View ArticleThe Stephen King Edition
To keep things nice and fresh with Nightmare on Netflix, and because there are a bajillion horror movies up on their website, I’m going to try to do a series of five or six films within a theme every...
View ArticleHuman Centipede 2: Full Sequence
Sequels. Lets be honest here for a moment. Most follow up films, especially in the horror genre, are to make money. When the first is really successful and there is a lot of hype built up around it, a...
View ArticleLesbian Vampire Killers
One of my favorite sub-categories within the horror movie genre is: the comedy-horror film. The combination of the ridiculous with the terrifying can have an amazing pay-off when it’s done well. Shaun...
View ArticleThe Shrine
Foreigners are evil… or at least that’s what horror movies want you to think. How many films have their been about Europeans travelling to the United States only to be sacrificed to an ancient God or...
View ArticleFamily Ties Edition
Blood of my blood. Flesh of my flesh. You’re born into a family, and try as you might, you’re stuck with them for life. While there are times where you might want to run away or escape them, I can...
View ArticleTormented
FAIL. That’s me, essentially. It’s been way too long since I’ve done one of these reviews and I feel terrible. Actually, to keep in theme with the movie I’ve selected this week, I get a ‘F’ for effort...
View ArticleVampires Suck!
I honestly didn’t think there could be a worse movie than House of the Dead or Sucker Punch, but the people who put together this terrible monstrosity certainly proved me wrong. Oh wait, did I give it...
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